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标题: 同学们!把中国式英语发扬光大 [打印本页]

作者: GIGIMINI    时间: 2008-12-4 08:45     标题: 同学们!把中国式英语发扬光大

昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,
只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:“Hello?“
  
  外国人:“Hi.“
  
  
  前台小姐:“You have what thing?“(你有什么事?)
  
  
  外国人:“Can you speak Eng-lish?“(你会讲英语吗)
  
  
  前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?“(如果我不会说,那我现在说的什么)
  
  
  外国人:“Can anybody else speak English? “(还有谁能讲英语吗)
  
  
  前台小姐:“You yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.“(你自己看看,所有人都在玩呢,都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意就走你)
  
  
  外国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?“(我的上帝,这儿有谁会说英语吗)
  
  
  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.“(喊什么喊,安静点,你到底有什么事)
  
  
  老外:“I want to speak to your head.“(我想和你的领导谈谈)
  
  
  前台小姐:“Head not zai.You tomorrow come.“(头儿不在,明再来吧)

偶笑翻了
作者: Worm.S.    时间: 2008-12-4 23:32

根据MOP众人一致意见,ON EARTH用得太过高深,理应换掉

备选:
dao di
dao bottom
reach the bottom

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